Doody Drops
MAKE 'EM LAUGH!
Funny, Unique Gag Gift!Great for all occasions or just to make someone laugh. Send someone a gift box with a pile of handmade FAKE POOP and your personal message. A hilarious alternative to traditional cards and gifts.UNBOX SMILES TODAY!
Message Ideas:
You're The Bomb!Holy Crap! Congratulations!Lucky ShitHappy Birthday, You Old Shit!You're The ShitYou Do Doo A Great JobKeep Doo-ing your BestWhen Life Gives You Crap, Make FertilizerDon't Let Life's Dumps Get You Down
Shit Happens. Stay Chill.Just For Shits & GigglesLife Is Too Short To Hold It InFlush Away The NegativityYou Can't Spell Happiness Without A Little MessBehind Every Good Laugh Is A Little CrapSolid Job!Laughter: The Best Bowl Movement For The SoulDon't Bottle It Up, Flush It Out
Shipping & Policies:
- Orders are typically processed within 1-4 business days from the date of purchase.- Once your order has been processed, we will ship it standard/ground shipping through USPS. It typically takes 3-5 business days to arrive. Delivery times may vary.- You will receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information once your order has shipped.- We only ship within the United States.- Shipping on Saturdays and Sundays is currently unavailable. Orders placed during this time will be processed on the next available business day.- We do not accept returns. We do not offer refunds.- If you have any questions or issues with your order or need assistance, please email customer support at [email protected]- We reserve the right to update or modify our policies at any time without prior notice. Any changes will be effective immediately upon posting on our website.- Orders can be canceled within 12 hours of purchase before they are processed.Made in the USA
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This Is Not Food. Do Not Eat.
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